I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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