I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
