Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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