when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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