Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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