Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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