I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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