miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
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look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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