oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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