yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
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I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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