When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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