Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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