Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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