dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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