Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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