:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
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Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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