I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
How naked do you want me to be?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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