An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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