I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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