Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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