i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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