Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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