She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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