"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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