Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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