I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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