"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She even gives head with a lisp.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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