Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
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