Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
