I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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