they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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