Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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