Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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