at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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