Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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