i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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