If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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