No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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