I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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