Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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