You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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