Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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