we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I would ride that face into the sunset
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