what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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