We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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