I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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