If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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