There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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