It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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