Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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