What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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