Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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