okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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