So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
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Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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